"The bruises you left me stayed longer than you did."
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING
fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this
If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
- person: so what music are you into?
- me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation